Raising Kids in DC?!? - Why You’ll Love It

1. Career Opportunities: They will have a competitive advantage on any career in the pest extermination industry. DC kids can find and dodge rats 100 times faster than any of those suburban kids.

2. They will get an Education Fit for a Farmer’s Kid from the 1700’s: They will get an amazing education at public schools, through 5th grade. By middle school, it goes off the rails, with our local middle school having a reported 36 teachers out in a single day.

3. Immune to Attention Deficit Disorder: Ooh something shiny? Not these kids. City kids are so used to hearing police and fire engine sirens, they have zero sense of urgency even when bomb squad shows up. They don’t even flinch.

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